Sunday, September 2, 2012

Earwiggy


Reason 1 to rid your apartment of cockroaches: they're gross and totally unsanitary.
Reason 2 to rid your apartment of cockroaches: they depreciate the value of your property.
Reason 3 to rid your apartment of cockroaches: they might crawl in your ear when you sleep so you wake up to a munching sound. Then, you have to come to the ER for the PA, then nurse, then tech to try to fish it out. It might wave antennae at you as you look futilely through the otoscope. Then, when you kill it with viscuous lidocaine, you might push it in further. Finally, people will come in with these things to get the job done.
So much for sleeping tonight.

S