Mr. M&M: "All I want is my wallet. That's why I'm here. I want my wallet."
Mr. M&M: "Well I'm a patient."
Mr. M&M: "My legs and back hurt real bad. I can't walk. Can you admit me as a patient?"
Mr. M&M: "What's your name?"
I turned around and suddenly heard a scuffle. Mr. M&M was trying to wheel himself outside to smoke a cigarette. Security caught up to him and made him get up and get out. We thought it was the last we'd see of him....
Nurse: "Get off the stretcher. We're not dealing with you again. You were discharged this morning, you came back a few hours later, and now you called an ambulance to come here again. Please leave."
Nurse: "Why are you saying that now? Do you really want to hurt other people?"
Mr. M&M: "Saying that will get me back in the psych unit, right?"
Nurse: "Uh, that will get you arrested, actually."
S: "Well, when you say things like that and you don't mean it, don't you think that comes off a little... manipulative?"
Mr. M&M: "Well I don't mean to be manipulative or anything..."