"Hi, may I speak to Mr. Rash? This is RN Experienced here at the hospital and I just wanted to talk to him about his trip to the ER here yesterday. I see that he came in for a rash... is he feeling any better?
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Oh, I'm sorry he can't come to the phone, wait... WHAT is he doing?
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He's bathing in bleach?!... Who told him to do that?
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Well it's definitely not a good idea to bathe in bleach.
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Yes, well, what kind of cream was he prescribed? Yes, you need to take that prescription and fill it and it will make him feel a lot better.
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Please, that would be a great idea. Please tell him to drain the bathtub right now.
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Well bleach could burn your skin, it's really not a good idea to bathe in it.
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Yes, but I strongly recommend he get out of that bathtub right now. Thanks and please call us if you have any questions. Go drain it right now. You have a good day."
True story.
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