Hotel ER

When I brought her in a ginger ale. Ms. Snobby looked up from twiddling with her phone and said, "Thanks. Leave it there. I want another ginger ale and a cranberry juice. If there is no cranberry juice, I will settle for an orange juice." She will condescend to settle for our failings to stock the juice she requires. Well, thank goodness for that. 

When patients know what options we have in the hotel ER refrigerator, they have obviously been guests too long!

As luxurious as it is here, I'm sure there are better options to be had for a vacation from work.  Not to knock my place of occupation, of course, it's just that I wouldn't suggest nor expect anyone to voluntarily stay there. 


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