Thursday, September 22, 2011

The Next Time You Stop at the ATM...

The next time you decide to drive up to and stop at the ATM for some cash, please stop completely. Don't try to hang out your window and use the ATM with your car running because as you're hanging out, the car might start to move. You might fall out and get dragged about 20 feet before your car pins you against something, like a wall or telephone pole.  Then, EMT's will have to extricate you and bring you to meet yours truly in the trauma room. While you might be a delightful character I would probably not meet otherwise, this is just not the best circumstance to become friends.

End Public Service Announcement. Have a great day!


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