"S, are you busy? Can you walk this gentleman to the bathroom?" the nurse asked.
I turned on the tap and felt the water. It was cool. "What do you think, Mr. Pantsy?"
"No, I think it's soap! What do I do now? Oh God, I need to take them off and scrub them."
"Mr. Pantsy, really, it's going to be ok. The water will dry and you won't see it."